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— Best picture of the month —

Best Picture of April 2011

Best Picture April 2011

Michael Robinson wins April’s Best Picture Picture Competion with this great image from a roadside attraction in Virginia called Dinosaur Land. Thanks again to all the who sent in their images to us this month. If you’d like to enter May’s Best Picture Competition then email your image to: info@lastexittonowhere.com All entries must include a reference to Last Exit to Nowhere in some way.

Best Picture of March 2011

Best Picture March 2011

Talk about genetic deficiencies, isn’t that pitiful? Rubber Gorilla’s Neal Harvey receives 3 Last Exit to Nowhere T-shirts of his choice for winning our Best Picture of the Month Competition. His darkly comedic take on the film Deliverance had us all in stitches here at LastExit. A big thanks once again for all the entries that were sent in to us this month, we appreciate the time and effort involved. If you’d like to enter April’s Best Picture Competition then email your image to: info@lastexittonowhere.com All images must include a reference to Last Exit to Nowhere in some way.

Best Picture of February 2011

Best Picture of February 2011

Becky Knowles wins Best Picture of February for creating this wonderfully macabre homage to Re-Animator. Incorporated into the image is our Miskatonic Medical School T-shirt inspired by the film. Many thanks once again for all entries this month, we appreciate all your efforts and we’ll include some of them into The Gallery If you’d like to have a go at entering our next Best Picture of the Month Competition then please send your photo/image to info@lastexittonowhere.com – All images must have a reference to Last Exit to Nowhere in some way. Winners receive 3 Last Exit to Nowhere T-shirts of their choice!

Best Picture January 2011

Best Picture January 2011

“Remember, with Lacuna you can forget.” Tony Camaiani gets 3 Last Exit to Nowhere T-shirts of his choice for winning our ‘Best Picture of the Month Competition’ with his ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ inspired image. You could win 3 T-shirts yourself if you have a go at entering this month. All images must have a reference to Last Exit to Nowhere and can be anything from a sketch to a full on photoshop masterclass. Please send your entries to: info@lastexittonowhere.com

Best Picture December 2010

Best Picture of December 2010

Dean Hudson and his son Jack win 3 T-shirts for sending us this great image for December’s Best Picture Comp. Dean says Jack had great fun pretending to run away from “monsters” – If you would like to have a go at submitting a photo or an image you’ve created this month, then email us info@lastexittonowhere.com Some of the images that don’t win go in our Gallery section, and for every Gallery image used we offer a free T-shirt too. Get involved this year!

Back to the Future Blu-Ray Boxset Christmas Competition

Back to the Future Trilogy Boxset

Xirtam Knight’s winning entry for our Back to the Future Blu-Ray Boxset Christmas Competition:

If I could go back in time, this is how it would play out…

Steve Miller Band’s song “Fly Like An Eagle” playing in the background

- Camera focuses at the sky –

…I am at 30000 ft above ground in a private airplane, the main door is wide open, air is gushing violently in and out with all sorts of papers and objects colliding everywhere and the sun is beaming on the plane while I am placing in my left wrist the most bad-ass futuristic watch you ever saw—its black with retro-styled lights, intricate gears, and the doc brown enterprise logo glowing radiation yellow right in the center

Steve Miller: …Time keeps on slippin’, into the future…

I make the jump!! (Contrary to Steve Miller, time will start slippin into the past)

- Camera follows me –

With the biggest grin on my face I twirl and make all sorts of skydiving maneuvers while screaming in pure excitement. Getting too caught up in the excitement I realize I am running out of sky

- Camera focuses back to the watch –

It reads out the year destination:1970
It reads out how many feet left to enter the “time jump zone”: 100ft

Bright lights ala flux capacitor radiates from my watch, illuminates my face, followed by a single sonic boom! – I am now falling again from 30000ft but of 1970’s sky…parachute gets released at the appropriate time and quickly descend.

So the question…why 1970? Well I’ll be going on the ultimate quest to have Farah Fawcett fall in love with me!

In my reality time travel is possible via a watch that has tachyon properties that react with the natural laws of gravity, namely, falling.

The higher I make the jump, the farther back in time I go. 30000ft happened to be the sweet spot to reach 1970. In order to get back I must make a jump from 30000ft once more from the year 1970—Interestingly, if I wanted to go to the future beyond my current year of 2010 I would have to make the jump beyond 30000ft. In essence, I would have to go to the past in order to time travel to the future. But of course I wont be doing that since Ill be at the roller rink with Farah having a good time ;)

Skydiving+time travel watch = “Falling” in love success story.

-Ernest

P.S. Back to the future is my favorite movie of all time!!…pun totally intended ;)