Heavy, brutal and unmistakable, Old Painless became one of the most iconic weapons in action cinema, immortalised by Blain’s legendary line: “Time to let Old Painless out of the bag.” Available in these styles »
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We have been advised that these are the last shipping dates for our International customers.
Deliveries can be delayed due to the large volumes in the system this time of year. Customs can also add on additional time to your delivery so we recommend ordering sooner rather than later!
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EarthPositive Apparel is 100% organic with a low carbon footprint at 90% reduced CO2.
The carbon footprint was calculated in accordance with BSI PAS2050 methodology, and certified by the Carbon Trust Certifications.
The 90% reduction has been achieved by a combination of low-impact organic farming, efficiency in manufacturing and transportation, and the use of renewable energy instead of fossil fuel based grid electricity.
All T-shirt & Sweatshirt measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.
All Hooded Tops measurements are taken around the fullest part of the chest. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.
Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments inside out on a cool wash (no more than 30 degrees) and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink. Wipe caps with a damp sponge. Avoid getting them too wet.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.5" (47cm) | 19.5" (49cm) | 20.5" (52cm) | 22" (56cm) | 24" (61cm) | 26" (66cm) | 28" (71cm) | 30" (76cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| Length | 26.5" (67cm) | 27.5" (70cm) | 28" (71.5cm) | 29" (74cm) | 30" (76.5cm) | 31" (79cm) | 33" (84cm) | 34" (86cm) | 34.5" (87cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5" (47cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| S | 19.5" (49cm) | 27.5" (70cm) |
| M | 20.5" (52cm) | 28" (71.5cm) |
| L | 22" (56cm) | 29" (74cm) |
| XL | 24" (61cm) | 30" (76.5cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66cm) | 31" (79cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| 4XL | 30" (76cm) | 34" (86cm) |
| 5XL | 32" (81cm) | 34.5" (87cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.75"(48cm) | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 26.75"(68cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30.5"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.75"(48cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30.5"(76cm) |
| 2XL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) |
| 3XL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.75"(48cm) | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 26.75"(68cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.75"(48cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30"(76cm) |
| 2XL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) |
| 3XL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" (46cm) | 19.25" (49cm) | 20.5" (52cm) | 21.5" (55cm) |
| Length | 25" (63cm) | 25.5" (65cm) | 26.5" (67cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 25" (63cm) |
| M | 19.25" (49cm) | 25.5" (65cm) |
| L | 20.5" (52cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| XL | 21.5" (55cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 17.5" (44cm) | 18.5" (47cm) | 19" (49cm) | 21" (53cm) |
| Length | 25" (64cm) | 25" (64cm) | 27" (69cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.5" (44cm) | 25" (64cm) |
| M | 18.5" (47cm) | 25" (64cm) |
| L | 19" (49cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| XL | 21" (53cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.5"(47cm) | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 26.75"(68cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30.5"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Arm Length | 33"/84cm | 34.25"/87cm | 35.5"/90cm | 36.5"/93cm | 37"/94cm | 38"/96cm | 38.75"/98cm |
| Width | Length | Arm Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5"(47cm) | 26.75"(68cm) | 33"/84cm |
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 34.25"/87cm |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 35.5"/90cm |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 36.5"/93cm |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30.5"(76cm) | 37"/94cm |
| 2XL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 38"/96cm |
| 3XL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) | 38.75"/98cm |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest |
| M | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest |
| XL | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest |
| 2XL | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest |
| 3XL | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest |
| M | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest |
| XL | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest |
| 2XL | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest |
| 3XL | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 21" (53cm) | 22" (56cm) | 23.5" (60cm) | 25" (64cm) | 27" (68cm) | 27.25" (69cm) | 30" (76cm) | 31.5" (80cm) |
| Length | 26.5" (67cm) | 28" (71cm) | 28.5" (72cm) | 30" (76cm) | 30.75" (78cm) | 32" (81cm) | 33" (84cm) | 35" (89cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21" (53cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| M | 22" (56cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| L | 23.5" (60cm) | 28.5" (72cm) |
| XL | 25" (64cm) | 30" (76cm) |
| 2XL | 27" (68cm) | 30.75" (78cm) |
| 3XL | 27.25" (69cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| 4XL | 30" (76cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| 5XL | 31.5" (80cm) | 35" (89cm) |
| S/M | L/XL | XXL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width | approx 21" (54cm) head circumference | approx 22" (57cm) head circumference | approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference |
| Length | 4" (11cm) High | 5" (12cm) High | 5.5" (14cm) High |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S/M | approx 21" (54cm) head circumference | 4" (11cm) High |
| L/XL | approx 22" (57cm) head circumference | 5" (12cm) High |
| XXL | approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference | 5.5" (14cm) High |
