Many thanks to all the folk that got involved with our recent ‘Choose Your Weapon’ competition, it was great to collaborate with so many people. We’ve now compiled an extensive list of great horror weaponry which will feature on a T-shirt design released in a couple of weeks. The winner of the competition is Wayne Gardiner who supplied us with a great list and supporting imagery.
“Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?” Brand new design to the Last Exit to Nowhere range based on a prop used at the fictitious All Valley Karate Championship in the 1984 film The Karate Kid.
“I don’t think we could have asked for a more beautiful evening, do you? Okay, watch the skies please… We now show uncorrelated targets approaching from the north-northwest.” Inspired by one of our favourite films of all time and based on the fictional Mayflower Project Team from the 1977 science fiction classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind. We are not alone.
“Mr. Jones! I’ve heard a lot about you, sir. Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined.” A brand new design and a homage to Captain Katagana and the vessel Indy uses to flee Cairo in Raiders of the Lost Ark. These T-shirts are a must have for any serious fan.
“Chuck. Chuck. It’s Marvin – your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this.” Brand new design to the Last Exit to Nowhere range and based on the fictional band in the film Back to the Future. These T-shirts ROCK.
These limited edition Gertie’s T-shirts are on general sale from today in conjunction with the release of the highly anticipated sci-fi road trip film Paul. There are only 200 printed but unfortunately due to restrictions these T-shirts are only available to UK and European customers. Paul is distributed by Universal Pictures and is released in the UK from today. We’d like to thank Simon Pegg, Nira Park and Greg Motolla for making this homage T-shirt possible. Paul is a trademark and copyright of Universal Studios. Licensed by Universal Studios Licensing LLC. All rights reserved.
Here are our last posting dates for Christmas 2024. Please do not leave it to the last minute as we cannot guarantee you will receive your parcel after these dates.
DPD couriers are delivering a bit closer up to Christmas but we suggest you check if they are delivering to your country and follow these last posting dates to avoid any disappointment.
All orders must be made before 12 noon GMT on these last posting dates:
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All T-shirt & Sweatshirt measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.
All Hooded Tops measurements are taken around the fullest part of the chest. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.
Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments inside out on a cool wash (no more than 30 degrees) and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink. Wipe caps with a damp sponge. Avoid getting them too wet.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" (46cm) | 20" (51cm) | 22" (56cm) | 24" (61cm) | 26" (66cm) | 28" (71cm) | 30" (76cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| Length | 27.5" (70cm) | 28" (71.5cm) | 29" (74cm) | 30" (76.5cm) | 31" (79cm) | 33" (84cm) | 34" (86cm) | 34.5" (87cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 27.5" (70cm) |
| M | 20" (51cm) | 28" (71.5cm) |
| L | 22" (56cm) | 29" (74cm) |
| XL | 24" (61cm) | 30" (76.5cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66cm) | 31" (79cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| 4XL | 30" (76cm) | 34" (86cm) |
| 5XL | 32" (81cm) | 34.5" (87cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.75"(48cm) | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 26.75"(68cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30.5"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.75"(48cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30.5"(76cm) |
| 2XL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) |
| 3XL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.75"(48cm) | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 26.75"(68cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.75"(48cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30"(76cm) |
| 2XL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) |
| 3XL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" (46cm) | 19.25" (49cm) | 20.5" (52cm) | 21.5" (55cm) |
| Length | 25" (63cm) | 25.5" (65cm) | 26.5" (67cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 25" (63cm) |
| M | 19.25" (49cm) | 25.5" (65cm) |
| L | 20.5" (52cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| XL | 21.5" (55cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.5"(47cm) | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 26.75"(68cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30.5"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Arm Length | 33"/84cm | 34.25"/87cm | 35.5"/90cm | 36.5"/93cm | 37"/94cm | 38"/96cm | 38.75"/98cm |
| Width | Length | Arm Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5"(47cm) | 26.75"(68cm) | 33"/84cm |
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) | 34.25"/87cm |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 35.5"/90cm |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 36.5"/93cm |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30.5"(76cm) | 37"/94cm |
| 2XL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 38"/96cm |
| 3XL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) | 38.75"/98cm |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest |
| M | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest |
| XL | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest |
| 2XL | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest |
| 3XL | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest |
| M | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest |
| XL | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest |
| 2XL | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest |
| 3XL | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 21" (53cm) | 22" (56cm) | 23.5" (60cm) | 25" (64cm) | 27" (68cm) | 27.25" (69cm) |
| Length | 26.5" (67cm) | 28" (71cm) | 28.5" (72cm) | 30" (76cm) | 30.75" (78cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21" (53cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| M | 22" (56cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| L | 23.5" (60cm) | 28.5" (72cm) |
| XL | 25" (64cm) | 30" (76cm) |
| 2XL | 27" (68cm) | 30.75" (78cm) |
| 3XL | 27.25" (69cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| S/M | L/XL | XXL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width | approx 21" (54cm) head circumference | approx 22" (57cm) head circumference | approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference |
| Length | 4" (11cm) High | 5" (12cm) High | 5.5" (14cm) High |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S/M | approx 21" (54cm) head circumference | 4" (11cm) High |
| L/XL | approx 22" (57cm) head circumference | 5" (12cm) High |
| XXL | approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference | 5.5" (14cm) High |