OLD PAINLESS (BREAST PRINT) - SOFT JERSEY T-SHIRT

Inspired by Predator (1987)

Heavy, brutal and unmistakable, Old Painless became one of the most iconic weapons in action cinema, immortalised by Blain's legendary line: “Time to let Old Painless out of the bag.” Hand screen printed on the breast of an olive green soft jersey T-shirt.

There are far too many Internet Sellers who are pretty appalling at all sorts of things. The Web Conglomerates , how much money does Bezos need ??? , don't care one way or the other . I have been buying from you for about 3 or 4 years - you have never let me down. Never. This weekend you had your 2 Hour Sale - I bought two T shirts from you. The HUGE plus is you give me a choice of postage . I don't trust Couriers , bad dealings with Hermes / Evri a few years ago , so I opted for RM 24 . Use it or loose it as they say. You posted on Monday , I received my T's on Tuesday. Thank You - You are appreciated - long may you stay in business

Nick, UK
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Size Guide

All measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.

Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments inside out on a cool wash (no more than 30 degrees) and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	18.5" (47cm)	19.5" (49cm)	20.5" (52cm)	22" (56cm)	24" (61cm)	26" (66cm)	28" (71cm)	30" (76cm)	32" (81cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	27.5" (70cm)	28" (71.5cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (76.5cm)	31" (79cm)	33" (84cm)	34" (86cm)	34.5" (87cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.5" (47cm)	26.5" (67cm)
S	19.5" (49cm)	27.5" (70cm)
M	20.5" (52cm)	28" (71.5cm)
L	22" (56cm)	29" (74cm)
XL	24" (61cm)	30" (76.5cm)
2XL	26" (66cm)	31" (79cm)
3XL	28" (71cm)	33" (84cm)
4XL	30" (76cm)	34" (86cm)
5XL	32" (81cm)	34.5" (87cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30.5"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30.5"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	S	M	L	XL
Width	18" (46cm)	19.25" (49cm)	20.5" (52cm)	21.5" (55cm)
Length	25" (63cm)	25.5" (65cm)	26.5" (67cm)	27" (69cm)

	Width	Length
S	18" (46cm)	25" (63cm)
M	19.25" (49cm)	25.5" (65cm)
L	20.5" (52cm)	26.5" (67cm)
XL	21.5" (55cm)	27" (69cm)

	S	M	L	XL
Width	17.5" (44cm)	18.5" (47cm)	19" (49cm)	21" (53cm)
Length	25" (64cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (69cm)	27" (69cm)

	Width	Length
S	17.5" (44cm)	25" (64cm)
M	18.5" (47cm)	25" (64cm)
L	19" (49cm)	27" (69cm)
XL	21" (53cm)	27" (69cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.5"(47cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30.5"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)
Arm Length	33"/84cm	34.25"/87cm	35.5"/90cm	36.5"/93cm	37"/94cm	38"/96cm	38.75"/98cm

	Width	Length	Arm Length
XS	18.5"(47cm)	26.75"(68cm)	33"/84cm
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)	34.25"/87cm
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)	35.5"/90cm
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)	36.5"/93cm
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30.5"(76cm)	37"/94cm
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)	38"/96cm
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)	38.75"/98cm

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	Width
S	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest
M	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest
L	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest
XL	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest
2XL	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest
3XL	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	Width
S	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest
M	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest
L	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest
XL	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest
2XL	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest
3XL	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	21" (53cm)	22" (56cm)	23.5" (60cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (68cm)	27.25" (69cm)	30" (76cm)	31.5" (80cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	28" (71cm)	28.5" (72cm)	30" (76cm)	30.75" (78cm)	32" (81cm)	33" (84cm)	35" (89cm)

	Width	Length
S	21" (53cm)	26.5" (67cm)
M	22" (56cm)	28" (71cm)
L	23.5" (60cm)	28.5" (72cm)
XL	25" (64cm)	30" (76cm)
2XL	27" (68cm)	30.75" (78cm)
3XL	27.25" (69cm)	32" (81cm)
4XL	30" (76cm)	33" (84cm)
5XL	31.5" (80cm)	35" (89cm)

	S/M	L/XL	XXL
Width	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference
Length	4" (11cm) High	5" (12cm) High	5.5" (14cm) High

	Width	Length
S/M	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	4" (11cm) High
L/XL	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	5" (12cm) High
XXL	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference	5.5" (14cm) High

Soft Jersey T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30.5"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

2XL

3XL

Width

18.75"(48cm)

19.75"(50cm)

20.75"(53cm)

22"(56cm)

23.5"(60cm)

25.25"(64cm)

26.75"(68cm)

Length

26.75"(68cm)

27.5"(70cm)

28.25"(72cm)

29.25"(74cm)

30.5"(76cm)

30.75"(78cm)

31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30.5"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

Width

Length

18.75"(48cm)

26.75"(68cm)

19.75"(50cm)

27.5"(70cm)

20.75"(53cm)

28.25"(72cm)

22"(56cm)

29.25"(74cm)

23.5"(60cm)

30.5"(76cm)

2XL

25.25"(64cm)

30.75"(78cm)

3XL

26.75"(68cm)

31.5"(80cm)

OLD PAINLESS (BREAST PRINT) - SOFT JERSEY T-SHIRT

Inspired by Predator (1987)

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