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Christmas Postage

These timings are just estimates and are NOT GUARANTEED (apart from Special Delivery) so please DO NOT leave it to the last minute and order in plenty of time to receive your order in time for Christmas.

UK Shipping

Wednesday 17th December — 2nd Class
Friday 19th December — 1st Class, Tracked 48 and Tracked 24
Monday 22nd December — DPD Express
Tuesday 23rd December — Special Delivery

International Shipping

We have been advised that these are the last shipping dates for our International customers.

Friday 5th December — South America, Asia Pacific, Africa
Monday 8th December — Middle East
Friday 12th December — North America
Monday 15th December — Europe

Deliveries can be delayed due to the large volumes in the system this time of year. Customs can also add on additional time to your delivery so we recommend ordering sooner rather than later!

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The Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) is the worldwide leading textile processing standard for organic fibres, including ecological and social criteria, backed up by independent certification of the entire textile supply chain.

EarthPositive Apparel is 100% organic with a low carbon footprint at 90% reduced CO2.

The carbon footprint was calculated in accordance with BSI PAS2050 methodology, and certified by the Carbon Trust Certifications.

The 90% reduction has been achieved by a combination of low-impact organic farming, efficiency in manufacturing and transportation, and the use of renewable energy instead of fossil fuel based grid electricity.

Size Guide

All T-shirt & Sweatshirt measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.

All Hooded Tops measurements are taken around the fullest part of the chest. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.

Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments inside out on a cool wash (no more than 30 degrees) and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink. Wipe caps with a damp sponge. Avoid getting them too wet.

Regular Fit T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	18.5" (47cm)	19.5" (49cm)	20.5" (52cm)	22" (56cm)	24" (61cm)	26" (66cm)	28" (71cm)	30" (76cm)	32" (81cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	27.5" (70cm)	28" (71.5cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (76.5cm)	31" (79cm)	33" (84cm)	34" (86cm)	34.5" (87cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.5" (47cm)	26.5" (67cm)
S	19.5" (49cm)	27.5" (70cm)
M	20.5" (52cm)	28" (71.5cm)
L	22" (56cm)	29" (74cm)
XL	24" (61cm)	30" (76.5cm)
2XL	26" (66cm)	31" (79cm)
3XL	28" (71cm)	33" (84cm)
4XL	30" (76cm)	34" (86cm)
5XL	32" (81cm)	34.5" (87cm)

Soft Jersey T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30.5"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30.5"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

Vintage T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

Ladies Rolled Sleeve T-Shirts

	S	M	L	XL
Width	18" (46cm)	19.25" (49cm)	20.5" (52cm)	21.5" (55cm)
Length	25" (63cm)	25.5" (65cm)	26.5" (67cm)	27" (69cm)

	Width	Length
S	18" (46cm)	25" (63cm)
M	19.25" (49cm)	25.5" (65cm)
L	20.5" (52cm)	26.5" (67cm)
XL	21.5" (55cm)	27" (69cm)

Ladies Fitted T-shirts

	S	M	L	XL
Width	17.5" (44cm)	18.5" (47cm)	19" (49cm)	21" (53cm)
Length	25" (64cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (69cm)	27" (69cm)

	Width	Length
S	17.5" (44cm)	25" (64cm)
M	18.5" (47cm)	25" (64cm)
L	19" (49cm)	27" (69cm)
XL	21" (53cm)	27" (69cm)

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.5"(47cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30.5"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)
Arm Length	33"/84cm	34.25"/87cm	35.5"/90cm	36.5"/93cm	37"/94cm	38"/96cm	38.75"/98cm

	Width	Length	Arm Length
XS	18.5"(47cm)	26.75"(68cm)	33"/84cm
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)	34.25"/87cm
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)	35.5"/90cm
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)	36.5"/93cm
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30.5"(76cm)	37"/94cm
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)	38"/96cm
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)	38.75"/98cm

Organic Hooded Tops

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	Width
S	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest
M	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest
L	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest
XL	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest
2XL	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest
3XL	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

Organic Zip-Up Hooded Tops

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	Width
S	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest
M	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest
L	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest
XL	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest
2XL	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest
3XL	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

Sweatshirts

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	21" (53cm)	22" (56cm)	23.5" (60cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (68cm)	27.25" (69cm)	30" (76cm)	31.5" (80cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	28" (71cm)	28.5" (72cm)	30" (76cm)	30.75" (78cm)	32" (81cm)	33" (84cm)	35" (89cm)

	Width	Length
S	21" (53cm)	26.5" (67cm)
M	22" (56cm)	28" (71cm)
L	23.5" (60cm)	28.5" (72cm)
XL	25" (64cm)	30" (76cm)
2XL	27" (68cm)	30.75" (78cm)
3XL	27.25" (69cm)	32" (81cm)
4XL	30" (76cm)	33" (84cm)
5XL	31.5" (80cm)	35" (89cm)

Flexfit Caps

	S/M	L/XL	XXL
Width	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference
Length	4" (11cm) High	5" (12cm) High	5.5" (14cm) High

	Width	Length
S/M	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	4" (11cm) High
L/XL	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	5" (12cm) High
XXL	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference	5.5" (14cm) High

Size Guide

All measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.

Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments inside out on a cool wash (no more than 30 degrees) and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink.

Soft Jersey T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30.5"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30.5"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

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Size Guide

Regular Fit T-Shirts

Soft Jersey T-Shirts

Vintage T-Shirts

Ladies Rolled Sleeve T-Shirts

Ladies Fitted T-shirts

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Organic Hooded Tops

Organic Zip-Up Hooded Tops

Sweatshirts

Flexfit Caps

Size Guide

Soft Jersey T-Shirts