“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” A two colour design, hand screen printed on a fitted olive grey 100% cotton T-shirt. Inspired by the fictional airline featured in the 1980 comedy film, Airplane! Also available in regular fit. See all options > HERE
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EarthPositive Apparel is 100% organic with a low carbon footprint at 90% reduced CO2.
The carbon footprint was calculated in accordance with BSI PAS2050 methodology, and certified by the Carbon Trust Certifications.
The 90% reduction has been achieved by a combination of low-impact organic farming, efficiency in manufacturing and transportation, and the use of renewable energy instead of fossil fuel based grid electricity.
All T-shirt & Sweatshirt measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.
All Hooded Tops measurements are taken around the fullest part of the chest. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.
Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments on a cool wash and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink.
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" (46cm) | 19.5" (49.5cm) | 22" (56cm) | 24" (61cm) | 26" (66cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| Length | 27.5" (70cm) | 28" (71.5cm) | 29" (74cm) | 30" (76.5cm) | 31" (79cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 27.5" (70cm) |
| M | 19.5" (49.5cm) | 28" (71.5cm) |
| L | 22" (56cm) | 29" (74cm) |
| XL | 24" (61cm) | 30" (76.5cm) |
| XXL | 26" (66cm) | 31" (79cm) |
| XXXL | 28" (71cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30"(76cm) |
| XXL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) |
| XXXL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 19.75"(50cm) | 20.75"(53cm) | 22"(56cm) | 23.5"(60cm) | 25.25"(64cm) | 26.75"(68cm) |
| Length | 27.5"(70cm) | 28.25"(72cm) | 29.25"(74cm) | 30"(76cm) | 30.75"(78cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 19.75"(50cm) | 27.5"(70cm) |
| M | 20.75"(53cm) | 28.25"(72cm) |
| L | 22"(56cm) | 29.25"(74cm) |
| XL | 23.5"(60cm) | 30"(76cm) |
| XXL | 25.25"(64cm) | 30.75"(78cm) |
| XXXL | 26.75"(68cm) | 31.5"(80cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" (46cm) | 19.25" (49cm) | 20.5" (52cm) | 21.5" (55cm) |
| Length | 25" (63cm) | 25.5" (65cm) | 26.5" (67cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 25" (63cm) |
| M | 19.25" (49cm) | 25.5" (65cm) |
| L | 20.5" (52cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| XL | 21.5" (55cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 13" (33cm) | 14" (36cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | 16" (41cm) | 17.5" (45cm) |
| Length | 18" (46cm) | 18.5" (47cm) | 20" (51cm) | 23" (58.5cm) | 23.5" (60cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 13" (33cm) | 18" (46cm) |
| S | 14" (36cm) | 18.5" (47cm) |
| M | 15.5" (39cm) | 20" (51cm) |
| L | 16" (41cm) | 23" (58.5cm) |
| XL | 17.5" (45cm) | 23.5" (60cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest |
| M | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest |
| XL | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest |
| XXL | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest |
| XXXL | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest |
| M | To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest |
| XL | To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest |
| XXL | To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest |
| XXXL | To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 21" (53cm) | 22" (56cm) | 23.5" (60cm) | 25" (64cm) | 27" (68cm) | 27.25" (69cm) |
| Length | 26.5" (67cm) | 28" (71cm) | 28.5" (72cm) | 30" (76cm) | 30.75" (78cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21" (53cm) | 26.5" (67cm) |
| M | 22" (56cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| L | 23.5" (60cm) | 28.5" (72cm) |
| XL | 25" (64cm) | 30" (76cm) |
| XXL | 27" (68cm) | 30.75" (78cm) |
| XXXL | 27.25" (69cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit 37"(94cm) chest | To fit 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit 43"(109cm) chest | To fit 46"(117cm) chest | To fit 50"(127cm) chest | To fit 53"(135cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit 37"(94cm) chest |
| M | To fit 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit 43"(109cm) chest |
| XL | To fit 46"(117cm) chest |
| XXL | To fit 50"(127cm) chest |
| XXXL | To fit 53"(135cm) chest |
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | XXXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | To fit 37"(94cm) chest | To fit 40"(101.5cm) chest | To fit 43"(109cm) chest | To fit 46"(117cm) chest | To fit 50"(127cm) chest | To fit 53"(135cm) chest |
| Width | |
|---|---|
| S | To fit 37"(94cm) chest |
| M | To fit 40"(101.5cm) chest |
| L | To fit 43"(109cm) chest |
| XL | To fit 46"(117cm) chest |
| XXL | To fit 50"(127cm) chest |
| XXXL | To fit 53"(135cm) chest |
| S | L | XXL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width | approx 21" (54cm) head circumference | approx 22" (57cm) head circumference | approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference |
| Length | 4" (11cm) High | 5" (12cm) High | 5.5" (14cm) High |
| Width | Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | approx 21" (54cm) head circumference | 4" (11cm) High |
| L | approx 22" (57cm) head circumference | 5" (12cm) High |
| XXL | approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference | 5.5" (14cm) High |
