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In admiration. General Iain James Bond Spiderman Hughes IV, MBE, UK
Let me tell you a wee story. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a mythical force called “Customer Service”. Not many know what it is. Fewer have experienced it first hand. Of The chosen few who wield this power, all too many embrace the Crap Side. The side of reasoning for not doing something. Not going the extra mile. Rumour has it, there is a Rebellion forming who oppose the methods of the Crap Side and who possess a desire to bestow their service prowess on others.
Rarely has it been seen. Certainly not in this neck of the woods. That is until recently. The recipient of the item you kindly had produced was over the bloody moon!! And when i told her the lengths you guys went to, her socks were blown completely off. She was even more impressed with your service than she was with the utterly spectacular cake my colleague made for her (it was vanilla, white chocolate, dark chocolate, choc chip and oreo cookies and it was the exact same stuff that dreams are made of. Awesome!!!). Once again, i would like to offer my sincere thanks, not only for sorting this out for me, but also for continuing to offer the best damn range of clobber on the internet. Would you please get everyone at Last Exit Towers to give each other High 5s in recognition of a job thoroughly well done. In admiration. General Iain James Bond Spiderman Hughes IV, MBE, UK