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ZOLTAR SPEAKS - GREETING CARD

Inspired by Big (1988)

An A5 Greeting Card, printed on 350gsm silk card. Inside left blank for your own message. Includes silver coloured envelope.

True story: a couple of months ago, I was stopped by a complete stranger, coincidentally near 55 Central Park, NY, to be told excitedly that I was wearing “absolootely the coolest T-shirt on planet Earth”. This was quickly followed by “where the hell d’ya geddit dude?” That T-shirt? Last Exit’s Venkman/Stantz/Spengler.

Jules Wright, Leicestershire, UK
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Size Guide

All measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment.

Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments on a cool wash and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink.

Regular Fit T-Shirts A loose-style T-shirt

	S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXXL
Width	18" (46cm)	20" (51cm)	22" (56cm)	24" (61cm)	26" (66cm)	28" (71cm)
Length	27" (69cm)	28" (71.5cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (76.5cm)	31" (79cm)	33.5" (85cm)

	Width	Length
S	18" (46cm)	27" (69cm)
M	20" (51cm)	28" (71.5cm)
L	22" (56cm)	29" (74cm)
XL	24" (61cm)	30" (76.5cm)
XXL	26" (66cm)	31" (79cm)
XXXL	28" (71cm)	33.5" (85cm)

Fitted T-shirts Classic Cut Fitted Jersey T-shirt

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width	18.5" (47cm)	19.75" (50cm)	20.75" (53cm)	22" (56cm)	23.5" (60cm)
Length	26.75" (68cm)	27.5" (70cm)	28.25" (72cm)	29.25" (74cm)	30" (76cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.5" (47cm)	26.75" (68cm)
S	19.75" (50cm)	27.5" (70cm)
M	20.75" (53cm)	28.25" (72cm)
L	22" (56cm)	29.25" (74cm)
XL	23.5" (60cm)	30" (76cm)

Ladies Scoop Neck T-Shirts

	S	M	L	XL
Width	16.5" (42cm)	17.5" (44cm)	19" (48cm)	20" (51cm)
Length	23.5" (60cm)	24.5" (62cm)	25.5" (65cm)	26.5" (67cm)

	Width	Length
S	16.5" (42cm)	23.5" (60cm)
M	17.5" (44cm)	24.5" (62cm)
L	19" (48cm)	25.5" (65cm)
XL	20" (51cm)	26.5" (67cm)

Ladies Fitted T-shirts

	S	M	L	XL
Width	16" (40cm)	17" (43cm)	18" (46cm)	19.5" (49cm)
Length	24" (62cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (68cm)	28" (71cm)

	Width	Length
S	16" (40cm)	24" (62cm)
M	17" (43cm)	25" (64cm)
L	18" (46cm)	27" (68cm)
XL	19.5" (49cm)	28" (71cm)

Ladies Tencel Blend Sleeveless Tops

	S	M	L
Width	19.25" (49cm)	20.5" (52cm)	21.5" (55cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	27.25" (69cm)	28" (71cm)

	Width	Length
S	19.25" (49cm)	26.5" (67cm)
M	20.5" (52cm)	27.25" (69cm)
L	21.5" (55cm)	28" (71cm)

Baseball Shirts

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Width	19" (48cm)	21" (53cm)	22.5" (57cm)	25.5" (65cm)	27.5" (70cm)
Length	27" (69cm)	28" (71cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (76cm)	31.5" (80cm)

	Width	Length
S	19" (48cm)	27" (69cm)
M	21" (53cm)	28" (71cm)
L	22.5" (57cm)	29" (74cm)
XL	25.5" (65cm)	30" (76cm)
XXL	27.5" (70cm)	31.5" (80cm)

Salvage Baseball Shirts

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Width	19.75" (50cm)	20.75" (52.5cm)	21.5" (55cm)	22.5" (57.5cm)	23.5" (60cm)
Length	28.5" (72cm)	29.25" (74cm)	30" (76cm)	31.25" (79cm)	32.5" (82cm)

	Width	Length
S	19.75" (50cm)	28.5" (72cm)
M	20.75" (52.5cm)	29.25" (74cm)
L	21.5" (55cm)	30" (76cm)
XL	22.5" (57.5cm)	31.25" (79cm)
XXL	23.5" (60cm)	32.5" (82cm)

Kids T-Shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width	13" (33cm)	14" (36cm)	15.5" (39cm)	16" (41cm)	17.5" (45cm)
Length	18" (46cm)	18.5" (47cm)	20" (51cm)	23" (58.5cm)	23.5" (60cm)

	Width	Length
XS	13" (33cm)	18" (46cm)
S	14" (36cm)	18.5" (47cm)
M	15.5" (39cm)	20" (51cm)
L	16" (41cm)	23" (58.5cm)
XL	17.5" (45cm)	23.5" (60cm)

Sweatshirts (DISCONTINUED)

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Width	19.5" (50cm)	20.5" (53cm)	22" (56cm)	23.5" (59cm)	24.5" (62cm)
Length	27.5" (69.5cm)	28" (71cm)	28.5" (73cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (76cm)

	Width	Length
S	19.5" (50cm)	27.5" (69.5cm)
M	20.5" (53cm)	28" (71cm)
L	22" (56cm)	28.5" (73cm)
XL	23.5" (59cm)	29" (74cm)
XXL	24.5" (62cm)	30" (76cm)

SWEATSHIRTS

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Width	20" (52cm)	22" (56cm)	23.5" (60cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (68cm)
Length	27" (68cm)	28" (71cm)	29" (74cm)	30.5" (77cm)	31.5" (80cm)

	Width	Length
S	20" (52cm)	27" (68cm)
M	22" (56cm)	28" (71cm)
L	23.5" (60cm)	29" (74cm)
XL	25" (64cm)	30.5" (77cm)
XXL	27" (68cm)	31.5" (80cm)

Hooded tops

	S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXXL
Width	20" (51cm)	22" (56cm)	24" (61cm)	26" (65cm)	27" (69cm)	29" (73cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	27.5" (70cm)	28.5" (73cm)	30" (76cm)	31" (79cm)	32" (82cm)

	Width	Length
S	20" (51cm)	26.5" (67cm)
M	22" (56cm)	27.5" (70cm)
L	24" (61cm)	28.5" (73cm)
XL	26" (65cm)	30" (76cm)
XXL	27" (69cm)	31" (79cm)
XXXL	29" (73cm)	32" (82cm)

Zip Up Hooded Tops

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Width	20.5" (52cm)	21.5" (55cm)	22.75" (58cm)	24" (61cm)	25.25" (64cm)
Length	28" (71cm)	29.25" (74cm)	30" (76cm)	30.75" (78cm)	31.5" (80cm)

	Width	Length
S	20.5" (52cm)	28" (71cm)
M	21.5" (55cm)	29.25" (74cm)
L	22.75" (58cm)	30" (76cm)
XL	24" (61cm)	30.75" (78cm)
XXL	25.25" (64cm)	31.5" (80cm)

High Neck Zip-Up Hooded Tops

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Width	20.5" (52cm)	21.5" (55cm)	22.5" (58cm)	24" (61cm)	25.5" (64cm)
Length	27.5" (69.5cm)	28" (71cm)	28.5" (72.5cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (75.5cm)

	Width	Length
S	20.5" (52cm)	27.5" (69.5cm)
M	21.5" (55cm)	28" (71cm)
L	22.5" (58cm)	28.5" (72.5cm)
XL	24" (61cm)	29" (74cm)
XXL	25.5" (64cm)	30" (75.5cm)

Flexfit Caps

	S	L	XXL
Width	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference
Length	4" (11cm) High	5" (12cm) High	5.5" (14cm) High

	Width	Length
S	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	4" (11cm) High
L	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	5" (12cm) High
XXL	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference	5.5" (14cm) High

Size Guide

All measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment.


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ZOLTAR SPEAKS - GREETING CARD

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Size Guide

Regular Fit T-Shirts A loose-style T-shirt

Fitted T-shirts Classic Cut Fitted Jersey T-shirt

Ladies Scoop Neck T-Shirts

Ladies Fitted T-shirts

Ladies Tencel Blend Sleeveless Tops

Baseball Shirts

Salvage Baseball Shirts

Kids T-Shirts

Sweatshirts (DISCONTINUED)

SWEATSHIRTS

Hooded tops

Zip Up Hooded Tops

High Neck Zip-Up Hooded Tops

Flexfit Caps

Size Guide